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Fun Things to Do to a Cop
  • 1. When you get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"
  • 2. When he talks to you, pretend you are deaf.
  • 3. Ask if you can see his gun.
  • 4. Touch him.
  • 5. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.
  • 6. Refer to him by his first name.
  • 7. Pretend you are gay and ask him out.
  • 8. When he says no, cry.
  • 9. If he says yes, accuse him of sexual harassment.
  • 10. If the cop is a woman, tell her how ugly she is, but in a nice way.
  • 11. Ask to be fingerprinted with candy, cause you don't like ink on your fingers.
  • 12. After you sign the ticket and give it to him, say "Oops! That's the wrong name."
  • 13. When he comes up to the car, say "License and registration, please" right when he says it.
  • 14. When he goes to read you your rights, sing "La La La, I can't hear you!"
  • 15. Trip and fall into him.
  • 16. Accuse him of police brutality when he pushes you away.
  • 17. Before you sign the ticket, pick your nose. You have to sign with his pen.
  • 18. Chew on the pen, nervously.
  • 19. Clean your ear with the pen.
  • 20. Ask if he has a daughter. If he says yes, say I thought the name sounded familiar.....
  • 21. Act like you are retarded.
  • 22. When he's telling you what you did wrong, start repeating him, quietly.
  • 23. Mumble to yourself.
  • 24. Drive to Dunkin Donuts and say hmmm....only 5 of you here tonight.......
  • 25. When he comes to the car, say I have a badge just like yours!
  • 26. Talk to your hand.
  • 27. When he asks to inspect your car, say there is no alcohol in my car, sir, the last cop got it.
  • 28. Try to sell him your car.
  • 29. Ask if you can buy his car.
  • 30. If he takes you to the station, Ask to sit in front.
  • 31. Play with the siren.
  • 32. If there is someone else in the car, talk to each other in tongues.
  • 33. When you are in the back, touch his neck through the fencing.
  • 34. Turn your head and whistle.
  • 35. If he sticks you in the back of the car, cower in the corner, suck your thumb, and whine.
  • 36. Stare at his lights and say "Look at the pretty colors!"
  • 37. Tell him you like men in uniform.
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